OMG?

Bahahahahaha. I’m so goddamn hilarious.

A few weeks ago while out seeing District 9, we went into the MacDonalds in Boston (of the UK variety). Immediately, we were somewhat confused by the fact that the interior wasn’t just similar to the one we were used to back home; it was damned identical. It was somewhat creepy, and led to a lengthy discussion that maybe some sort of freaky time warp thing was going on, and that we might have to coordinate someone walking into both the Sleaford and Boston branches at the exact same moment to see what happened.

Yeah. My friends are weird.

Uh… It’s late, and I have a cold.

- Insert witty comment -

I resisted the urge to make a Baldur’s Gate reference with this strip. The fact that none of you have any idea what I’m on about is a pretty good indicator of why I ultimately decided not to.

For those of you that read this on anything vaguely resembling a regular basis… how are you coping with the speech format? Are you doing okay following who is saying what with the coloured bubbles, or is it getting confusing? Case in point, in this strip, is it evident that the yellowy-orange bubble in Frame #2 comes from Soldier, or is it all crazy-random and distracting?

Apparently, naked Jawas look like LEGO men, in my warped imagination. No idea what’s going on there.

But guess what? There is a plot beginning to happen. *gasp!*

Haha. I made a Star Wars joke in the subject. God, I’m hilarious.

Those of you who have played the first Knights of the Old Republic game may recognise ‘Iziz’ as the name of the Jawa Chieftan from beside the main gate in Anchorhead, who sends you on your quest to visit the Tusken Raiders and free some of his people who are being held hostage. The name started out being used in this comic for that lame is-is/Iziz joke a dozen strips or so ago, but has turned into a rip-off of said character since then. Since I accidentally forgot to include anything even vaguely relating to the main gist of his quest earlier on, here’s a convenient fix.

Not just hilarious: a genius, too. And modest. And a very skilled lover; right ladies?

Because I’m an idget, I accidentally — wait, no. I am the writer. Thus infallable. Hmm.

Because I’m an extremely generous individual, I intentionally, and not at all by accident, uploaded Strip 16 on Saturday morning after I blearily awoke from having crashed out on the sofa at the end of Day 1 of my birthday celebrations. You should all be extremely greatful, and not mock me in the slightest.

My psychic powers detect subconscious mocking! Damn you. Damn you all. >:(

Geordi = Scouse. Forge = Fraud. Use wikipedia, people. Its not hard to decipher.

If you did get it, and just didn’t think it was funny… uh…

Yeah. You suck.

I probably need to say something relevant to the actual strip this time. Hmm.

Yes, that is a Star Trek uniform.

Doth your eyes decieve you? Two posts in as many days? Gasp!

Because I went on a spree and pieced together the next dozen strips or so, I figured I’d upgrade to posting five times a week, Monday through Friday. That doesn’t make a huge amount of difference to anyone, except you might have to click back a little more regularly, or at least make use of the back button.

Oh, and I’m going to post random things under my strips as well now, because all the trendy cool kids are doing it on their webcomics. Probably to explain my jokes or something, since those are often incomprehensible to normal people. So… uh…

Shit. What happens in this strip again?